Monday, February 3, 2014

Save Our Dogs...The Dog Community's Response

       Bow, wow arf arf bow wow arf bow.  Arf arf, bow wow bow wow arf arfbow wow, bow wow. Grrrr...grr...bow wow. Arf bow wow grrr arf arf, bow wow.

ARF ARF,

Ruff, Ruff, Ruff

Arf woof woof. TRANSLATION: Let us run free as our cousins the foxes. 
TRANSLATION:

     My name is Buck Rotweiler, and I have been chosen by the American Society for the Preservation of
Canine Freedoms to respond to Mr. Rallis' post about dogs and car restraining devices.  As a proud member of that organization and being a canine myself, I wish to comment on Mr. Rallis' remarks.   The canine community is very much opposed to such actions.  It would run contrary to our God given canine rights and would restrict our Constitutional rights as to the pursuit of happiness.  This law, however well intended, would further restrict our rights as beings created by God to run freely amongst His creation. Enough is enough.
     You have restricted our rights as free canines for far too long.  We are no longer able to chase rabbits and other small animals freely in the land as you have enacted leash laws.  In order to soothe your guilt, you have created "doggie parks" where we are able to run free.  There are still fences. Squirrels and other small animals are off limits.  We can only chase so many frisbees. This restriction of our rights has to stop!
     Being able to roam freely in our master's car is a totally freeing experience.  The wind in our fur as we stick our heads out the open window is one of the last true vestiges of freedom for us.  It feels so exhilarating. It is one of the last experiences in a dog's life that makes us feel free.  Please don't take that away.

Your's respectfully,

Buck "Paws" Rotweiler
Executive Director
American Society for the  Preservation of Canine Freedoms  
     
   

Sunday, February 2, 2014

Poor Little Spoon...

     Denise and I went to breakfast with some friends and my step son yesterday morning.  A tragedy was almost averted. It was a sad affair, but the outcome was positive and nobody was hurt. I am truly glad that things turned out the way they did.
     We sat down and ordered.  There was a light atmosphere at the table where we chatted and shared some laughs.  Then it happened, the tragic event.  It kind of caught me off guard.
     Our drinks were served and the fellowship at our table continued and I had an iced tea.  I heard this faint sound, but didn't know where it was coming from. For a moment, I ignored it thinking it was just a figment of my imagination.  The sound grew louder, and would not go away. I continued to ignore the muffled sounds until it was time to put the sweetener (the pink kind and I know its not good for you) and squeeze the lemon into my tea.  I like a lot of lemon in my tea. it kind of kills the taste.  I know, why drink iced tea if you don't like the taste of tea but you have to remember who is writing this. At any rate, back to my story I need to move on my coffee is getting cold.
     There it was, drowning.  It was helpless and because of its weight could not swim. I could see it very well, because of its grey silvery color contrasted with the chestnut brown and transparent ice of the tea.  It was a small teaspoon, trying to extricate itself from the deadly mix of transparent brown liquid. The glass was too deep, and the spoon could not get its head, or handle, above the level of the tea.  If I didn't act fast, the spoon would perish. Oh, you poor little spoon.
     I removed the spoon from its icy, brown peril and the spoon thanked me as I place the spoon in my wife's cup of coffee (OK, I made that one up because Denise doesn't drink coffee.  It just sounded pretty good.) to warm it up.  It had lost a great amount of body heat and was shivering after I took it out of the tea in order for hypothermia not to set in.
     Don't call me a hero, I don't need the accolades.  There is actually more to the story, something about the little silvery spoon that thought it could, each time it looked down at the inside of the glass of tea would say "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can can..." and jumped into the tea but couldn't.  I won't share that with you though, as the whole incident can make you pretty emotional.
     I'm proud of the preceding story.  I now it sounds stupid, and it is but after all it is Sunday and I haven't posted for a couple of days.  I needed to spoon something out to you.





Don't get mad at me for that one. Thank you for reading.
A spoon wouldn't drown in here. Its not deep enough.

     

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Save Our Dogs!

     I don't normally say much about political causes or suggesting legislation but I am going to do that today.  No, I am not going to say a thing about our beloved President or the state of political issues in the United States.  No complaints about Obamacare either. I have something much more important to discuss here.
     This is an issue that is of critical importance, and laws must be passed to prevent this tragedy.  I am talking about the number of dogs riding in cars killed in traffic accidents each year. They are not restrained, and in a crash they are totally vulnerable to injury, or even worse death.  There must be laws passed to remedy the situation.
     We need doggy restraining devices, doggy car seats if you will.  These poor creatures are totally incapable of protecting themselves. We must take responsibility for man's best friend and protect them. They must be placed in car seats so that they are protected in a crash.
     The days of Fido sticking his or her head out the window to enjoy the wind rushing through their fur, or no fur in the case of a chihuahua is over. We must limit their rights in order to protect them, they cannot protect themselves
A Car Seat For Every Dog

He'd be too big for a car seat.  He's not a dog anyway.

Remember, Its up to you.  Call your legislator!  Save Basher's life.  Go ahead, you do it.  He's not my dog anymore.

     I am only talking about dogs.  Let cats fend for themselves.  They look at you like they know something you don't anyway.  Dogs are kind of dumb and can't take care of themselves.  

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

That's A Great Idea To Write About!

     How many times has it crossed your mind to ask me where I get my ideas for my blog?  The burning question you have asked yourselves many times (or maybe not) is where do my topics come from.  After they come to me, where does the brilliance come from? I guess my answer to that would be, I don't know. They just kind of flash into my brain, and I have to seize them quickly. Some wonder how I function--as do I-- with the brain I have, so I do have to act fast.
     Most of the time, I use the "blank wall technique", which I talked about before. I don't meditate on the wall or anything, as that would be a bit demonic but sometimes an idea just pops into my head after a few minutes of starring at the wall. You might say that many of my posts are truly "off the wall", as I look at the wall when I am thinking.  Again, The "Dogs Playing Poker" poster and the window out to our back yard do come into play here as well.
     Most of the time I just start writing with no topic at all.  What comes out is absolutely meaningless, but sound good.  Maybe I should consider another line of work.  One that really suites my talents, such as politician.  Yes I did see the "State of the Union" Address last night and that is a good demonstration of what I am talking about.  I not just talking about what the President said either, but also the Republican response.  And, after watching for a while, I have decided I would be a good newsman as well.  They took nothing and turned it into ten hours of commentary.
    What I said in the last paragraph kind of scares me.  What I wrote there is kind of what I mean.  I said absolutely nothing about anything, I just wrote.  It did sound good though, you have to admit.
     The world is awash with ideas.  You just have to look for them.  Keep your eyes and ears open.  See what is there and be able to chuckle.
I have no caption for this. How about this is what the underside of a piano looks like? I don't know.  Be creative in your mind.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Yes! I'm Back In Business.

     It came in yesterday's mail.  This was something I have been waiting for a long time after the last one was compromised. Thank God it came, I'm back in business again.  How can anyone live without it.  Its almost like being without a cell phone and not being able to check today's stock quotes. Its here, my new plastic bank debit card and I will use it.
     Now, let's do some damage.  What shall I use it on.  What purchase can I make to make me very happy, not that I am not happy now.  Ah yes, let's try the internet.  How about yachts.
      Here's a nice little yacht that catches my fancy.  Seven hundred and fifty foot with a pretty generous beam.  What are the amenities, let's see.  Ocean going capabilities with a completely modern navigation system, seems pretty good already.  You know how much I love to cruise.  The boat comes equipped with five decks, a gourmet galley, seven bedrooms in which the master suite takes up half a deck, a pool with a hot tub plus an indoor hot tub.  It cruises at thirty-five knots and can go anywhere in the world. Oh yes, don't forget the helicopter which can land on the helicopter deck which comes with the yacht for an asking price of $25 million. Does it come with the girls in the bikinis? (I didn't mean that Denise. I only threw that in to get a chuckle.)  I'll take it!
     Let me get my card out.  Excuse me, I have to call and activate it first, done.  Now, let me fill out the purchase agreement, card #XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-3210...done.  I'm waiting back...What?  CARD DECLINED? Why?  See if that yacht company will get my business again. Let's try something else.
     How about a sports car?  I miss my black 350 Z.  I think I will upgrade on this one.  I think I will try a brand new 370Z, I'm worth it.  Originally I thought that I would try to buy a Lambroghini, but I can't spell Lambroghini and that would be a bit gauche, so I wont even go there.  I will stick with a 370Z.
     Ok, here is one, brand new at the dealership here in Merced with an asking price of $62,000 out the door. Just what I want. Its black with black interior, just like the one I had before the disaster.  It has everything I want, and Denise and I will look fine in it.  I'll take it!
      This will just take a minute.  I need to fill in the blanks of the purchase agreement.  Let me put in the card numbers here, XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-3210, that should do it. CARD DECLINED? That's twice that has happened.  What's wrong here?  Its a new card and I just activated it.  It should work.  Let me try something else.
      I need some golf balls.  I won't go new on this.  Here is a sleeve of reconditioned Pro-V 1's for ninety-nine cents.  Let's try that.  I'll fill out the order, I always wanted some reconditioned Pro-V's.  Here is the number, XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-3210.  CARD DECLINED...What is this? I'm going to call the bank.
       Let me call the bank to find out what's wrong.  They are on the phone now.  I've got the recording that tells me my totals. "Your available balance in savings and checking is seventy-five cents."  Does that mean I cant use my card? Nuts!
There's the yacht I wanted to by.  Oh well.
   

             
   

Monday, January 27, 2014

Under Pressure

     I'm under pressure this morning.  I don't know how good this post is going to be because I am trying to hurry and get it out.  I have nothing to write about, no witty or humorous thoughts to share or topics to cover. I have to go down to Fresno to take care of some business and have to leave soon so don't expect miracles on this post.  I haven't showered yet and most importantly, have not had my coffee.
     I am getting spoiled living here in Merced.  The town is so much smaller and has that small town attitude. Life is so much slower as well.  Everything is so close, within a two minute drive, that you really don't have to hurry as I am doing now to get this out. We've saved a lot on gas because it is not eleven miles across town.      There is a lot to talk about today, but I am not going to because I have to go.
Pace of life in Fresno

Pace of life in Merced.
 

Saturday, January 25, 2014

I Apologize!

     I apologize.  I really did think that nobody read my blog on the weekends.  I am sorry for making that assumption. I was very wrong. Thank you very much for tuning in. I truly appreciate all of you who read my blog.
Please don't put me in front of a firing squad.  I said I was sorry. 

I Think I Got It Figured Out...Maybe Not

     O.K., I think I have this posting thing figured out--well maybe.  I noticed that I don't get as many page views and hits on the weekend as I do during the week.  With that in mind, I think I am going to take today off and not post.  It is Saturday after all, and very few of you will be reading this.
     I truly understand this.  You are probably doing something away from your computer or relaxing and the last thing you need or want to do is to read one of my strange posts.  I totally get that, and am OK with that.
As I have made no bones about, I would be somewhere out on a golf course if I wasn't posting right now. It is going to be in the mid seventies today.
     I'm done now. Have a great weekend.
A beautiful clear day here, with highs in the seventies.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Oh Look! A New Spot On The Wall

      Denise looks at me a lot and I can see she is concerned.  Sometimes that look she gets of concern conveys a real caring on her part, especially when it comes to my mental health.  She looks at me a lot with that look, and I understand her concern especially when I am starring at a blank wall or blankly out into space.  I want to assure her, and I have, that I am somewhat all there.  That stare only signifies that a proce
ss is going on in my brain.  The wheels are turning and I am either creating or digesting all the sensory inputs my body is sending me.  I would rather be digesting a pizza, but that's just the way life is.  Wait, sometimes--rarely lately though--I am digesting a pizza.
     Much can be said about starring at blank walls. It sort of clears the mind.  What is there to look at when a wall is blank--nothing?  It kind of leaves you free to think clearly, especially when the T.V. isn't on. Sometimes the T.V. is on but if the experience of starring at the wall is truly productive and deep, you don't notice. I guess I am talented in that way as I can have the T.V. blasting and still stare blankly off into space at the wall. this really does take talent and a special gift.  Some people, I won't mention any names, just don't believe it.
     We have several blank white wall in our house right now.  There are a lot of things that we can put up on the walls to decorate them, but we just haven't gotten around to hanging them. There is a plus in this.  There are more blank walls to stare at and I can stare at any of these walls and that will stir my creativity. It gets my mind wandering and thinking.  What an opportunity.
     My favorite wall to stare at is not blank at all.  It is the wall above my computer in my office.  This is my work desk.  Above the desk hanging on the wall is my beloved "Dogs Playing Poker" poster and a lot of other junk.  The other junk is superfluous--I like that word superfluous--and is basically only clutter.  But the
"Dogs" poster really inspires me and gets me going.  I wonder if the guy who painted it and though of the idea starred at the wall for inspiration. He probably did, and carried his stupid ideal all the way to the bank.
     I guess I am just weird.  Wait a minute, not weird but different. That's a new spot on the wall, isn't it?
Not a wall in the strictest sense, but still good for starring.
I do stare into this wall, but its not blank. 

This wall is in the bedroom.  I don't stare into it much. That's all I will say. 
Where most of my starring takes place. What an inspiration! I know its not blank but it inspires.
         

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Forest Gump Was Right!

     It is Wednesday and I am here at my desk writing this for you.  Yes, today is the day that I am going to write this and post it, as I had promised last night.  To my left is my coffee cup and I am ready to drink it, so I'm OK.  Where my mind was going last night, I don't know. I do know that I have to go to Fresno today, if that counts. I still have to go out of town, but that won't be until later. There will be no talk about when this will be published or what day it is.  It is still Thursday in Japan though. Let's get started, shall we?
     Forest Gump was right when he said, "Stupid is as stupid does." I saw that quite clearly demonstrated last night as I was filling up my tank on my Galant.  Why a Mitsubishi Galant could be a question you may ask, but that's not what I am going to talk about here.  It is old, a '95, and has been a great car. That's another story and back to the gas station.
     As I am pulling into the station, I pull up to the pump.  It is a small station with a small convenience store. Just outside the door I see and employee taking a break.  She's smoking.  I don't smoke and that could be included in this as far as the sanity of smoking.  If I have offended you with this, I apologize and will still love you but I still wonder about smoking. Back to the story.
     So, she's smoking right outside the door of the station.  She is sitting on a trash can I think, and right next to her is one of those Rhino propane tank displays.  You know, the ones where you bring your empty propane tank in and replace it with a full one.  No filling of the bottle, just give your old one to the station and take a new full one. She's not sitting but a foot away from the huge display of full bottles smoking.  Does she not see the huge "FLAMMABLE" sign written all over the display?  How about the very large "NO SMOKING" sign written in VERY Large letters and in red. I guess the propane business is exploding, but not in a way that could get us all killed. Takes a lot of brains, doesn't it. I really like a good laugh, but not one that I literally would get a big bang out of.
    I do know that we all do stupid things that we can look back and laugh at.  That's part of life. However, smoking in a gas station, especially next to a propane tank display is another matter.  You were right Forest.
Before there were gas stations and propane.  

     

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Disregard This Post...Maybe Not

     You can disregard this post.  I was going to go out of town tomorrow and not post tomorrow, but I was going to write the post I was going to post tonight and schedule it for tomorrow. You wouldn't know if I wrote it tonight and I wouldn't tell you.
     You can write something and schedule it for a future release. Not going to do that now, as I am going out of town later than I expected tomorrow and can write the post tomorrow morning.  I will be home working in the morning. However, it is morning to some of you now in a different timezone, so you will be getting this post now, but it will be tomorrow if you live on the East Coast. If you are in Japan, you won't get it until Thursday. I am posting this today to explain that you are going to get a post tomorrow that was truly written tomorrow. Don't worry though, if you live in the Pacific time zones you will be getting this post today and tomorrow's post tomorrow. You will be getting this post which was written today and tomorrow's post which will be written tomorrow, unless you read both posts
OK, I'll admit it.  This post is a real turkey.
tomorrow. You will just have to suck it up East Coast and receive two posts tomorrow.
     No, I haven't lost it.  It may seem so, but I am in full control of my faculties.  I haven't had my coffee yet though.  If I do, I won't sleep tonight. I will save that for tomorrow morning when I will really need a cup or two. That would have caused a problem because I normally write just after having my morning coffee.  How can I wrote if I can't have coffee at night and I have to schedule a post that I have written the night before for the following morning.
     Think about Nigeria.  By the way, I want to welcome my viewer in Nigera.  Thank you for tuning in.  A word of advice, don't try to figure my posts. Most of the time I am confused by them. I don't know if you will be reading this today or tomorrow, but I do know that you will be reading it in the summer.  That's because its summer down there right now.
     What am I trying to say? I don't know, you try to figure it out.  I'm going to bed.  What time is it anyway?  Is it tomorrow yet?

Monday, January 20, 2014

I Gotta Be Me...I Gotta Be Me...

     When I told my last bad joke Denise said, "You are very weird." She said that in a sort of loving way, I understand, but it got me to thinking.  No, I'm not weird, I'm just different.  What's wrong with that.
Let's take a closer look at that.  Am I weird or just different?
     The dictionary has this definition for weird. This is out of The American College Dictionary.  "Weird: startling or extraordinarily singular or odd."  No mention of different. I may be a bit odd and walk to the beat of a different drummer, but I don't think that the degree of my oddness is particularly extraordinary. I don't know.  You decide.
     I like to think of myself as just being a little bit different. Is it wrong to look at the world in a way other that that accepted by everyone else? I refuse to. Why not see humorous side of the situation and what could be a very difficult life here on Earth.
     I look at life through a different set of filters.  No matter how bad the situation, and we do need to be serious most of the time, why not see it from the humorous side.  Does that make sense?  Why not throw in some crazy behavior to lighten the load? Not for every situation and all the time, but to maintain sanity.                What's wrong with a good pun or play on words to lighten things up. My brain just works that way, and what good is it if it is not shared with someone else? That someone else happens to be Denise most of the time and the frequency of those comments seem to be coming a bit too often for her, but what the heck?  I need someone to bounce these things off of.  I know most of them are misses, but I have hit some home runs as well. Its the process, and a groan is almost as good as a belly laugh. After all, it is a process.
     I'm sorry.  "Dogs Playing Poker" inspire me.  I admire the person not only that painted the work, but thought of it and probably made a lot of money on it. Was he or she different or weird? I don't know but I'm guessing pretty rich. Which brings me to "The Three Stooges".
Denise, I love her so much! She's going to kill me for this--Oh well.
 
         

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Today Is Saturday

     Today is Saturday, I think. It is the weekend, the time most people take off to rest up for the next work week. It is a time to do the relaxing things people do on their own time such as golf or tennis, take a walk, wash the car, mow their lawns, do their taxes or just sleep in until noon as Denise is doing today.  That's OK though, she has earned it and she is not feeling well--More power to her.  I'm retired, so everyday is a Saturday to me, not really.
     I know that I have mentioned this to you before.  The Japanese live on the other side of the International Dateline, so it is Sunday over there. I also feel that I have beaten this difference between us and the correct time in Japan so much in this blog that it is like beating a dead horse--sorry animal lovers, that's just an expression and I would never beat a dead horse.  
     As I have said, I am retired and proud of it.  Being retired is a bit of a misnomer however.  Yes I did retire from teaching and receive a pretty good pension--at least it was pretty good until the disaster hit.  Not having to go to a "job" has allowed me to pursue other interests and occupations.  That's why I write. As a writer, I must pursue other "life experiences" such as being a starving artist. That is all right for now and explains why I am working on a Saturday.
     At least I am doing what I want to do--and starving at it.  That experience is good for me and is an indication that I am on my way to becoming a successful writer.  All the greats did it and became famous, especially after they died. I am getting closer to "making it", I just hope that I don't take the posthumous route. In the greater scheme of how the world works, the question could be asked, "Who cares?"
     This probably has been the stupidest, most disjointed post I have had for a long time. It most likely is.  Just remember, Its Saturday and I am in here working.  Today is going to be a whopping 70 degrees and I should be on the golf course because I am retired
Oh, Baby.  Where I should be this warm sunny day.

Where I am right now, slaving away on this beautiful Saturday morning.
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Friday, January 17, 2014

Man Cave!!!!

     I wasn't going to post today.  I know that after posting four in a row days, you are pretty tired of me, but I went on Facebook and a good friend of mine's post inspired me. Here's the thing.  Some ladies just don't understand the "Man Cave". I really don't want anyone to get the wrong impression either
Generation 2 "Man Cave"
Generation 2 "Man Cave".  Another view.  Generation 4 is a complete improvement as recreated in Merced.
.  I don't say that in a derogatory way toward women.  I love and respect women, but there is a difference between man and woman. What a boring world this would be if men and women were the same.
     The first thing that needs to be understood about a "Man Cave" is that it is a totally individual thing.  This place of refuge is an expression of that particular guy. He is the one who establishes the true meaning of this hallowed space, no one else. It can possess a deep spiritual meaning as seen by its creator, or it can be totally random in its construction. It can be an orderly and tidy space, or it can be a recreation of the explosion in Hiroshima. Again, this is up to the guy who inhabits this wonderful space. It is also up to the person who dwells here as to who "The Cave" is shared with or who enters "The Cave".
     Many people who would come into my "Cave" would gaze upon the elements I have chosen to display in my cave and say, "Wow, that's bizarre." But I would beg to differ with them.  Each bit of memorabilia and possession has a meaning and a reason for being where it is placed. There are a lot of them. I have my golf section.  I have my baseball memories section.  I have my cruise section and my "Mr. Laid Back" section.  I have my cups collection which I have collected in my travels and my nic-nacs on shelves.  King Kong even has a story and a meaning.  Where the white elephant comes from and its meaning is still to be determined. My wife calls me weird, I just say I'm different--but I will save that discussion for another blog.
     Yes, I will admit that it may seem cluttered and disorganized, random at best.  To some it is a demonstration of a mind that is seriously suffering from ADD, but what's wrong with that? I do suffer from ADD and this is my space, so there.  One last thing.  Thanks's Carl.  
         

Thursday, January 16, 2014

A PHONEY Post

     After I posted yesterday about phones, I remembered something that also gets my juices flowing as far as the phone is concerned. The new smartphones talk back to you.  I am not talking about the person on the other end of the line.  I am talking about the phone itself. Why?
     I will never use that feature on my phone. I have so many people and gadgets talking back to me right now that I am in voice activated shock. The gadgets in my life almost talk more than I do, and that is saying a lot. I don't mind Denise talking and giving me directions, but my phone.  That is a bit much.
      What happens when the phone gets tired of searching and doing things for you on the net or whatever. Does it get testy? I can see it now.
       Search "good pizza restaurants in Kolpucky, Nebraska." (I really don't know if there is a Kolpucky I just made that up.)
       The phone comes back with, "Excuse me, I'm not your mother. You lazy sucker, can't you use a keyboard and search it for yourself? Why do I have to do all the work for you? I'm busy, you can do it for yourself.  How many times have I searched something or dialed something for you today? Sorry, I'm done.  Do it yourself."
      What has happened to this world of ours.  I also didn't say yesterday that a phone is for dial-talk to the person on the other end, or ring-ring, pick up the phone and talk to the person on the other end of the line.  That's it, nothing more. Someday, the phones of this world will rise up and make us slaves.  The world will be run by phones and we will be just those stupid humans to them.  Machines will take over.  Remember the Cylons in Battlestar Gallactica. Oh my gosh, its happening.
     Excuse me, I have to make a call to wish my daughter a Happy Birthday---on my new smartphone.
I probably could use one of these right now.  I don't drink though.
   

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

E.T. Phone Home...Why?

     What is a phone for? Do we really need to be in constant communication with the world around us? No! A phone is basically a communication tool to talk to other people, and not constantly. The next thing you know, they will be implanting a phone in our heads. No Way!
     OK, its confession time.  Yes, I do own a Smartphone. Do I go on the internet constantly-- the internet is another thing that we may be looking at in the future--especially from my phone?  Do I need to write down notes to myself on my phone?  How about dates?  Do I need that electronic calendar that is included on my phone? Why should I write a text to someone when I can call them and talk to them directly?
      Now there's one that really bothers me. A phone is for talking to, using voices by the way, another person over a long distance. Why would you want to write what you are saying when you could talk to them directly.  Oh, and couldn't what you have to say to them wait until you get home and use the landline phone?      Whatever happened to being incognito?  Why would I want to talk to somebody when I am out on the golf course. Don't bother me, I want to be left alone. No, I don't owe you that five bucks, the check is in the mail. Would I really want to know if the house is burning down when I am having the round of my life at several strokes under par and about to win a two dollar bet from Steve? I don't think so. Just save my "Dogs Playing Poker" picture. Let's face it folks, there is nothing you can do in that situation.
     A phone is a tool to be used for communicating, but not constantly. It is not something that you abuse by not hanging up. A phone's best use is for ordering a pizza to be delivered when you are watching the game. I refuse to let my phone control my life.
     By the way, hand me my cell phone please, I have to make a tee time for Saturday. Let me go to the GolfNow Ap. Let me call the guys and make sure they will be there. Now, let me see.  Where do they keep the Chocolate Cherios here in Walmart?


PS:  Happy Birthday Holly!  I love you.
Ah yes, bring back the good old days!
   

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Chocolate Cherios?

     As you know, I am famous for coming up with "Questions for the Ages". As I was writing my post for yesterday, one struck me.  Why do we need 20 different flavors of Cherios?
     Now I know that there are brilliant minds somewhere pondering some very heavy questions such  as "How do we cure cancer?" or "How are we going to feed seven billion people?", but we also need to keep our eye on some not so important questions.  Incidentally, as far as feeding seven billion people do we really need another flavor of Cherios.  Is that an efficient use of our resources? I don't know.
     When I was growing up, there was only one Cherios. It kind of tasted like sawdust as most cereals do, but I ate it.  Actually, I am kind of a Frosted Flakes kind of guy but when mom bought Cherios after the Frosted Flakes were gone and Cherios was all we had it became a sort of life and death situation.  I needed to eat the Cherios or die of starvation. After all, as mom would say, there were starving children in Outer Swombania who would kill for a bowl of Cherios.  Nevertheless, in order to survive and stave off starvation I choked down my Cherios. They still tasted like sawdust, but great for your heart.
     Then came the break through. The world was thrown off it's axis with the invention and introduction of Honey-Nut Cherios and the stupid little bee. Viva la'difference and hooray for choice.  Cherios became palatable and had flavor. They were pretty good, but I was still a Frosted Flake guy.  My allegiance was to Tony The Tiger, not that stupid bee. It may have been just a guy thing, but I was still a kid. The world now had a choice.
     Things are getting a bit our of hand.  I went to the store and saw that there were many forms of Cherios.  Let's see now.  There was regular Cherios, Honey Nut Cherios with that stupid bee, there was Dark Chocolate Cherios and regular Chocolate Cherios as well as the new guy on the block, which really takes the cake, Honey Nut Cherios Crunch Medley with flakes.  There's that stupid Bee again.
     Honestly now, do we really need Fruit Medely Flavor Cherios? Excuse me but I think that I will stick to Fruit Loops.  I know that they are made from a different grain and don't have the heart benefits, but really? Give me a bowl of Fruit Loops or Cocoa Puffs any day over a bowl of Cherios.
     What about Wheaties?
Cherios NO! How about a nutritious bacon wrapped corn dog?
  

Monday, January 13, 2014

She's Always Right---Most Of The Time

   Why does it continue to be abundantly clear that my wife is always right?  Well, to say always is not exactly true.  Let's just say a majority of the time.  It has taken me a long time to come to that conclusion, but it is a solid one. Many times it is a man's way or the right way, which the right way in most cases turns out to be his wife or girlfriend's way. Such it is in my case most of the time.
     Take this morning.  We are in the process of setting up our house, and as such we are working in our pantry. Yesterday I bought breakfast cereal, which takes up a lot of space.  The boxes are large and odd sized.  Denise also likes to transfer the different cereals into plastic pouring containers. That is a fantastic idea for cereal, by the way. Whoever thought that one up should receive the Nobel Prize for usable technology.        One of the containers was one-third full of dark chocolate cherios. At the store, I purchased a box of chocolate cherios and we had another box of honey-nut cherios partially eaten stored up in the pantry. Why not consolidate all three boxes of cherios into one plastic container?  What a great idea!  So, I poured the new box of chocolate cherios into the plastic container along with the partial box of honey-nut cherios.
    It was a very pretty sight, almost like the things you make at the fair with colored sand in bottles. Each layer of sand you pour into the small bottle is a different color, creating a pretty bottle.  You have several layers of different color sand which makes a colorful pattern.  You don't want the sands to mix because they will become an ugly shade of brown.
     With the cherios, I wanted the layers in the container to mix. Being an egalitarian kind of guy, I didn't want separate layers of cherios, but wanted a mix so that one type of cherio was not better than another. That's kind of stupid, so I will drop that line of thought.  Let's just leave it at the fact that I wanted the cherios to mix in the container. It's just easier that way. It was kind of pretty though, the different layers of cherios in that plastic container. No fruit flavored, that's another story.
     Time to mix the cherios.  Well, the easiest way to mix the cherios is to shake the container, right? Let's shake!
     Denise saw this and said, "You might want to hold the lid down when you shake the container.  Believe me, I know this from experience that the lid will come off and you will have cherios everywhere."
     She said that in a very non-threatening way and I said, " OK." and kept on shaking with my hands firmly not on the lid of the container.
      Ooops was the only word which could come out of my mouth as I reached for the broom and dust pan. I actually was proud of Denise.  She could have said something.  Even more, she could have had a look on her face that clearly stated "Why did you do that stupid when I told you exactly what would happen?". That look never materialized. She knows me very well and loves me very much so she just kind of shrugged her shoulders and walked away.  I think she was laughing, and hard, but I can't prove this as I had my head down sweeping up cherios.  
     Yes, Denise is always right.
Yep, That's my beautiful bride and I love her so much. She's a heck of a golfer too!  

   

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Space, The Final Frontier

     Don't worry, I am drinking my first cup of coffee for the morning and I am lucid. I even put the dishes in the dishwasher and started it. I have energy to burn right now. After I post I will do my exercises and make the day count. How I don't know, but it does sound good, doesn't it? King Kong says hi by the way.
     As I said in yesterday's post, I set up my office. All the pictures are up, nic-nacs are on their shelves waiting to be dusted and the furniture is set where I want it.  Don't worry, I am fighting very hard the call of the recliner I have in my office to take a break, not yet.
      Even though this house is four bedroom and has more square footage than the house in Fresno the bedrooms are smaller. The master bedroom is huge but the other bedrooms are smaller.  My office is about 2-3 feet shorter in wall space. Question was, where do I put my beloved stuff?
     Denise said that I would never get all my stuff in and the wall hangings up.  Oh ye of little faith, watch me. The furniture is in, including the recliner, table chair and new book case. My nic nacs have a new home, although they have been rearranged slightly.  I didn't loose a travel coffee mug or a drinking tankard.  Wow, I'm good.  I had to go vertical on the wall hangings and spread them out, but they all fit.
     Everything is up.  Denise is always amazed when I pull something off like this. My "Dogs Playing Poker" is up as I said yesterday, and my "Two Lovers In A New York Bar" panels are also up. "Two Lovers In A New York Bar" is two particular paintings and present a challenge because they are two paintings which need to be hung right by each other at the same height no further apart than two inches, not to mention both need to be level. This is quite a feat. So is hanging "The Dogs".  Bottom line is, I did it.  I know most of the hangings are not exactly level, but the wall is crooked.  OK, that's not necessarily true but I had to come up with some sort of explanation. How about I have one leg shorter than the other so I don't stand level.
     Where's that recliner?
I don't have any of my pictures of New York. How about St. Louis instead?
   

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Catchin' Up

     Just like General Mac Arthur, I have returned. It has been a long time, I know, and many of you I have disappointed as you miss my humor and witty comments. My posts make your day and if I don't post your day is not the same. I also have to come to grips with the majority of you don't care that I was gone.  That's OK too. At any rate, I thought I would catch you up on what has happened since November.
     It has been an eventful few months. I wish I could say that I have lived out a Country and Western song, but that would not be true. There were no trains, guns, prison stints, whiskey related bar stories, dead dogs, swimmin' holes, pickup trucks, cowboys or cheating ex wives.
     Wait a minute, that is not exactly true either.  After further review--this is almost the end of football season afterall, and I like it when they do an instant replay when the officials come back and say, "after further review'" so I am going to say that here--there were trains and pickup trucks. We moved from the huge megalopolis of Fresno to a small town north of Fresno called Merced. Anywhere in Merced you are near the train tracks and can hear them rumble through town at all hours. When we moved here from Fresno, we borrowed a Dodge Ram Diesel pickup truck to haul a U-haul trailer.
King Kong in happier days.
That's kind of country, isn't it, both the pickup and the U-Haul trailer? By the way, I didn't get to drive the truck. There was even a cheatin' ex wife, but I won't go into details here.
     What did happen?  Moved to Merced, Dad died, some family issues with step-children and my own children, worked on the book that I am co-authoring, sang in our church's Christmas program, had a run-in with a golf pro, picked up a new commercial client, worked on the group cruise I am putting together, and landed in the hospital for five days due to congestive heart failure. Did I mention we moved to Merced? It was quite an eventful few months.  I only played golf twice. What is this world coming to?
     I am writing again, the fact that I am posting my blog today is testament to that fact. We have moved and I am in my new office which is almost put back together. King Kong is looking down on me and my priceless "Dogs Playing Poker" poster is in front of me giving me inspiration. My coup collection made the trip safely and I am in my nest. The rest of the house is a mess, but my space has been resurrected. All is well with the world.
      

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Silence Can Cut To The Heart Of The Matter

     This is not about my recent visit to the hospital caused by my bought with congestive heart failure.  That is another story.  By the way, if you are on high blood pressure medications, take them.  Don't learn like I did the hard way that not taking them is not a good thing.  At least go the natural route, if that works for you but get that BP lowered.
     I will never run a marathon again. My heart only functioning at 20% won't allow it.  I never ran a marathon before and wouldn't care to, but though I am crazy I'm not that crazy.  After all, the first marathon runner Pheidippides promptly died after  running the 26 plus miles and delivering the victory message to the citizens of Athens. I get winded walking the 26 feet from my couch to my refrigerator.  I am Greek and admire Pheidippides for what he did, but if it were me and the Greek General asked me to run the 26 miles to Athens I would have said, "What's wrong with your cell phone boss? Don't you have service here? Hey Man, I know you are the General and we just won a great victory, but its 26 miles to Athens."  More can be said, but I won't.  You probably appreciate that.
     On to the story that I was going to share today.  It has to do with my step son needing to go to the Emergency Room on Monday night and me just getting out of the hospital last Wednesday for Congestive Heart Failure.  I was in there being poked, prodded, irradiated and woken up after just falling asleep for five days.  Went in on Friday and came out on Wednesday.  It was quite an experience, one that I don't want to repeat anytime soon.  The bottom line was...Take your blood pressure medication, you idiot.  Don't be so bull headed!
     My step son needed to go to the ER Monday after I got out of the hospital on Wednesday.  I think we established that. At any rate, that was quite the experience and they found nothing wrong other than an upset stomach.  He was released three hours after we went in. I got home earlu Tuesday morning at around 2:00 in the morning and of course could not sleep so I watched TV until about 3:00 when I fell asleep on the couch.
     I decided to go to bed, but my sarcastic, I mean sarchaic rythym had me up at seven Tuesday.  I thought I could handle it but found myself dozing off on the couch at about ten, right about the time Drew Carey was going to reveal whether or not that pretty blonde had won a car. I woke up and it was noon.  Maybe I should just pack it in, I thought, and take about an hour's nap. OK
     I am not going to take my phone into the bedroom because I am only going to be out about an hour, no problem. I was wrong, it wasn't an hour but four.  Wow, I guess I was more tired than I thought.
     It dawned on me, not the sun but a thought.  Maybe someone is trying to get in touch with me trying to call me.  Maybe I had better check my calls. I was right, twelve calls from my wife and eight from my son.  OOOps.
     Yes, I was still alive and had not suffered a major heart attack but they didn't know that.  They were genuinely concerned that I was still in an upright position and breathing.  I know it is not really funny, and I do understand their concern. At any rate, all turned out and I want to assure you that I am not writing this from heaven, but from Denise's office in our church.
     By the way, does anyone know if the blonde won the car on Tuesday?

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Something Fishy?

     I like fish.  I have had it many ways and prefer a good red snapper grilled on the bar-b-que.  When I was in WINCO, our local grocery store, they had fresh snapper in the seafood display case.  It looked very fresh, and was.  I asked Denise if she had ever had grilled snapper, and she said no. Ah ha! Time for an experiment.  I will introduce her to the delicate and subtle flavors of grilled red snapper.
     I think it should be said that I am of Greek and Italian extraction.  We Mediterranean types eat a lot of strange things.  Who would of thought that wrapping up rice or meat in a grape leaf would be appetizing?  Oh, but it is.  What about goat's cheese, AKA feta? Yum!  How about squid or octopus, you say?  They are the ugliest creatures on the planet, but stuffed squid in sauce over fettuccine-to die for. I'm not much of an octopus man myself, its too tough for me. I think you get the point.  Who would have thought that combining egg and lemon in chicken soup would taste so heavenly?
     I dearly love my wife.  So much so that words can't express.  We have much in common and enjoy being with each other.  There is one thing though that I must say.  Her epicurial tastes are fairly limited.  I have sprung some different things on her for dinner.  Some were hits with her, some were dismal failures.  I know now that grilled red snapper is not on her #1 hits list.  She ate it, she didn't want to hurt my feelings but I know it was pure torture for her.  Oh well, cross red snapper or any other fish off the list of menus. That's OK.
Fish comes from the ocean and are caught in boats like these.  Some fish come from fresh water and are caught in rivers, streams and lakes.  This is a boat filled with brave men who are going out to catch red snapper.
     

Monday, October 14, 2013

Monday

     I don't have much to write about today.  I am doing OK and My Dad's funeral has been scheduled.  My kids have all been told when it is, but I don't know if they all will be there. Denise may be doing the music.  That's it for now.

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Passages and Memories

     This post is going to be very different than most of the posts you are used to.  As You can see, I am even posting on Saturday, which I normally don't do. Today is different.  There will be no funny stories, no puns, no irreverent humor, no sarcasm or wit.  This is a different day.  My father passed away on Thursday night.
     Dad was many things.  I was proud of him, although it was clear that I didn't want to take the same path in life that he did.  He was an entrepeneur, in the truest sense of the word even though he worked as a manager in a grocery store. His gift of buying and selling real estate and investing was exceptional. His job was a base for his other dealings.
    He was a man who could effect others, and mentored others. I still remember many of their names. Stan Johnson, Jim Mille, Neil Bering, Ken Gayer and Larry Armstrong were just a few that dad groomed and mentored.  He always saw the potential of a person, and brought that potential out.
     Dad was a member of  "The Greatest Generation" who fought and won WWII.  As a machinist living in Connecticut after Pearl Harbor, dad was working in a job that was deemed necessary for the war effort.  He was safe from the draft and going into the military. That wasn't enough for dad, as he wanted to do serve his country to the best of his ability, even if that meant dying for it.
     Dad liked flying.  He decided to enlist in the U.S.Army Air Corp to become a pilot.  Funny thing is that he was a few pounds under weight--dad was a small man at 5'7" and 130 pounds almost all his life--and remembers eating bananas before his physical in order to get up to weight.  Dad was always a determined man and would do what it took to get the job done, including eating a hand of bananas to put some pounds on to pass a physical.  I remember him telling me about after that physical and that he barely made it by about half a pound, and the results of eating all those bananas.  But, he had made it.  He passed his physical and was on to army basic, and then on to flight training school.
     Dad told many stories about his time in flight training, but there is one that he always came back to. He told and retold this one over and over.  It seems as though he was on a solo flight when he was stationed in Florida during his flight training. He was up in a PT 17 biplane doing aerial maneuvers when the cap came off the engine oil tank.  Oil came spewing out of the engine and he was pretty much blinded by it.  Dad managed to get the plane back on the ground after a heroic fight with the airplane to save it--and him.
     Unfortunately, dad didn't make it into the cockpit as he washed out of pilot training.  The war was winding down and the need for pilots wasn't as critical as it was, so standards were very high.  One small mistake and you failed. Dad moved on to gunnery school and became an armorer on heavy bombers.  He never went overseas and spent the duration of the war here in The United States. When Germany surrendered, his unit trained to go to the Pacific, but by the time they were ready to go, Japan surrendered. Dad also built in me a love for airplanes.
     Dad was most proudest of his military service.  It was a great time in his life.  His request is that he be buried in his Air Corp corporal's uniform in the Veteran's Cemetery at Santa Nella, California with full military honors.  As it stands now, that request will be granted.
     I have many fond memories of Dad.  I remember the many baseball games that we went to in Candlestick Park watching the Giants.  Oh the stories I have of those trips.  How about the time he took me on my one and only "Deep Sea" fishing trip.  Everyone on the boat got sea sick except me and I think I caused most of them to get sick because I was continually eating.  It was exciting, especially when the captain of the boat let me steer the boat underneath the Golden Gate Bridge.
     Our back yard was a great place.  We would play catch after he would get home from one of his long, hard days at work.  One night, he missed a throw from me which careened off his glove, over the fence and into the neighbor's widow.  Crash went the glass.  Dad was a little embarrassed and our insurance agent said the he couldn't say that dad was the culprit, so I took the hit.  That's OK.
     We also set up a badminton court in our back yard. That was fun.  I still remember the summer nights of beating the pants off my dad, and him wanting to play one more game so that he could have bragging rights.  I let him win a couple.
     The back yard was also the place where we would pull up a lawn chair and watch the stars at night.  He taught me where the big dipper was and we would look to the night sky for satelites.  I had a small telescope that we would gaze at the moon and the planets.  You could make out Saturn's rings and the stripes on Jupiter. I miss that.
    Life has moved on and things have changed.  I have my own family now, and have made memories with my own family.  The cycle of life continues



 Hope you enjoy these pictures Dad. As you can see, you gave me a love for airplanes as well. THANKS! 
and the wheels of time keep moving on.  Dad, you have given me many memories which I will cherish.  The cycle of life for you has come full circle, but a new journey is about to unfold for you. You will be missed but I wish you the best of luck on that new journey.    
     





 
   
     

Friday, October 11, 2013

Guess What Day It Is...Friday!

     Yes, it is Friday.  This is the end of the workweek and the beginning of the weekend. I hope that you will get out and do something fun this weekend.
     Here's the problem with that for me.  I'm retired.  If you look at that closely, it can be said that for me every day is Saturday. In all actuality I write every day, so it can be said that everyday is a Monday.  Let's not say Monday, that is just too scary.  How about we say Tuesday or Wednesday.  I like Tuesday because it is a good TV day.  I like Thursday as well because I know that the next day is Friday and there is a feeling of anticipation and excitement that the weekend is coming the next day.  Hey wait a minute, I don't have a weekend because I'm retired and I still write
This picture has got nothing to do with today's post.  I just thought I would show you where old pianos go to die,and share the picture for no real good reason.
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     I feel sorry for the Japanese.  In all honesty, I feel sorry for all those west of the International dateline.  It is tomorrow there today. They spend their Saturday nights dreading the next day because it is Monday when they wake up and have to go back to work.  We here east of the dateline still have a day off, Sunday. Of course, when we are making our weekend plans on Thursday, it is Friday and they are getting a jump on the weekend. Are you all following my logic here.
     Now do you want the truth behind all of this? Truth is that I am tired of the Airwolf rerun on TV and thought that I would get this post out of the way and written.  When I came to my computer, I realized that I couldn't think of anything to write about. If you can figure out what I have written today and why, you will be a lot further along and ahead of me.  

Thursday, October 10, 2013

King Kong Lives!

     I want to shout it from the mountaintop!  This is great news.  There is good stuff happening in the world, not just the old negativeness that we have been accustomed to.  Here it is.  King Kong lives!  I know because he lives in my office.
     It is time for the story to be told.  King Kong did not die on the Empire State Building as is generally thought.  After all, there is no such thing as a 20 foot ape.  Come on people, where is your sense of reality?  We all know that was just a small ape that they used to distort perspective.   After the filming the producers of the movie had no use for Kong so they let him go.  From there, his history is a little bit clouded.    
     What do we know?  First, it was believed that he went to Las Vegas and gambled all his fortune that he earned from the movie.  He became homeless and drifted around the country, trying to find work in traveling carnivals and circuses. The war hit, so his gigs became few and far between.  From there, the path goes cold.
     A few years ago, I visited my daughter in Missouri.  There is a shop located between Fulton, Missouri and Jefferson City, Missouri that is called "The Swap Meet Shop".  We stopped there right after doing some wine tasting in the Missouri Wine region. Don't laugh, they do have a wine region and we did go wine tasting. I won't say anything about the wine, me being from California and all, but it tastes a little like Welch's Grape Juice and is said to be "fine wine", at least that is what the advertisements say. That is all I will say about Missouri wines.
He is alive and well! He misses his old home though.  
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     There, in the back of  "The Swap Meet Shop" he was.  A little rumpled but there none the less.  Our eyes met.  He sort of knew that I was from California-We Californians have that look you know-and his eyes said, "Take me home."  I knew that I had to comply with his request. He looked lonely and forlorn-without a friend in the world. I had to do it. He is with me now and we have developed a deep and lasting friendship. I am glad that I did what I did and am not ashamed.
     In case you are wondering, yes I did have my coffee this morning.  I bought some beans and made a pot earlier this morning.  I even had a bowl of Cherios.    
 

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Coffee...NOW!!!!!!

     I know that I have posted before about my relationship with that wonderful dark brown hot liquid called coffee.  I also wanted you to know that I totally intended that today's post would be on a subject that would have you rolling in the aisle.  It was going to be hilarious even if you didn't have an aisle. All that went out the window this morning when I went to my secret hiding place for my coffee bean stache and the container was BARE...NADA...EL EMTIVO......Uh Oh.
     Who's fault was this.  Who allowed this disaster to take place. Who did not have the foresight and brains to take a good look at the supply of coffee?  Who did not check the coffee bean level? I would like to find the culprit that did this. That person will be severely reprimanded and punished. You are off the hook Denise, you drink Diet Coke--by the way, when are we going to have the intervention in order to get you to kick that destructive habit--so you are off the hook. Oh Ya, you don't even know where my coffee stache is.
     Let me see, what kind of punishment awaits the culprit after I catch them? How about tying them to a chair and forcing them to watch the highlight film of this year's San Francisco Giants season--over and over again.  No, that would be cruel. I've got it! How about tying them to that same chair
I said coffee, not margarita.  See what happens when I don't have my coffee.
 and making them listen to either the you tube disaster that I made or to hours of my best puns and silly stories. That would do the trick.  That would make them remember to check the coffee bean count.  Ah, my demented mind.
     Wait a minute, it is my job to make sure we have coffee. Never mind.      

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Different Is OK

     I like being different.  Is it wrong that I take a hard look at the world around me and see it in a light that many would consider a bit tilted?  I'm sorry but that is just me.
     Don't get me wrong.  I know that there is a time and a place for everything and in most circumstances I am very much the conformist.  For example, I wore a shirt, shoes with socks and long pants to my mother's funeral.  I had to fight off the urge to wear black shorts and sandals, but I totally knew that would be inappropriate. Give me some credit for crying out loud.  But I did go with tradition.  However, what is wrong with shorts and sandals in church? I know the difference between a regular Sunday service and my mom's funeral.
     The world to me is a playground.  Besides, why not be happy and enjoy life.  I suppose it is a "Glass half full" type of thing.  You are on this Earth, why not enjoy it to the fullest.  And why does some set of arbitrary rules set down by who knows dictate how we live. There are some rules that we are fortunate to have in place and to understand and follow that have to do with the makeup of the universe such as me not working on cars.  That is an absolute. I do stay within the limits of natural law sometimes.
     Bungie Jumping--now there is something that I draw the line at.  It is not that I am a coward, its that I have a bad back and the force of the cord snapping would just about end my career in walking and maybe living as well. I do exercise some discretion and honor some boundaries in my life.  But I would like to try parasailing.
     You kind of get a sense of my "differentness" when you come into my office.  It is a strange place. Denise wanted to shoot the decorator and has said that it is "too full and busy".  However, if she shot the decorator she would have shot her beloved husband--me.  I like it and is full of some of my most prized possessions.
Each of these has a story, real or made up by me.  My "Dogs Playing Poker"
No, That isn't me parasailing.  Besides, how would I have taken the picture?
painting inspires me everytime I go to write.  What can I say.      

Monday, October 7, 2013

Time To Get Back To Work

     Have you missed me?  I bet you thought that I took that trip to the Himalayas and was eaten by a Yeti.  No, but close.  I really am not going to get into all the good stuff of why I have not posted in a long while.  Let's just say I'm hungry and I need some cash.  If I don't work, I don't get paid.  My Obamacare bill is in the mail and I have to pay for that.  That was a cheap shot, and I know it. Anyway, back to posting as I know that you have missed me and your lives are not complete unless you read my posts.  Seriously though, thanks!
     What got me started today was Airwolf.  I love Airwolf and for the longest while you could not find it on TV. It seems as though the Esquire channel is running Airwolf re-runs all day.  I am in Airwolf heaven.  Many of you don't have the faintest idea of what I am talking about, do you.  Just go with it.  It was a series about a  top secret classified helicopter that was built by the CIA and was taken by a former CIA operative and operated for the good of the country, not the devious schemes of the hated CIA. It is truly 80's TV heaven. Jon-Michael Vincent starred in it, at least on the days he was sober and my favorite character actor Earnest Borgnine.
I miss Earnie.
     One problem though.  I found myself mesmerized by these reruns and was doing nothing but watching Airwolf reruns all day.  This can turn into a problem.  Denise was getting a bit...um...let's just say pushed out of shape that all I was doing was watching Airwolf all day. Wanting to keep the peace on the home front, I decided to turn off the TV and post. I am glad I did, because it seems as though, just like a chameleon, my skin is turning a strange color of brown, almost like the couch.  I was becoming one with the couch. That's not good, is it?
     I have got to run.  The next episode of Airwolf is about to begin and Denise is going to be gone for a couple of hours so I am safe. For those of you who don't know what Airwolf looks like I am including a picture.




                                                       CLASSIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!







That should just about do it.  Hope you liked the picture.  I snuck it in and I hope that the government doesn't find out.  Just a minute, there is a knock at the door.  I guess I'll go answer it....