I would like to offer my services to you as a commercial writer. If you have read any of my posts on this blog--you probably haven't but you are not alone in that--you would have noticed that I am a very witty guy. I could bring that wit and strange sense of humor to your advertising campaigns.
The gecko campaign is truly a stroke of genius. Who would have thought that a small green amphibian whose name is a close homophone to your corporate name would fit the bill as your company spokesman--oops, that's spokesperson as we don't want to offend anyone. You really took the ball and ran with it on this one. I do have a question though. Where is the gecko from with his slight cockney accent? I would guess Belize or possibly what was formerly known as British Guyana. Hold on, I'll check Google on that...
Wikepedia--we all know the foremost authority on everything which is always accurate--states that Geckos are a lizard that can be found in any warm climate. It also states that a species can be found in New Zealand. This has caused a change in my thinking, based upon the accent of the Geico Gecko. There is an outside chance he is from New Zealand, although I don't detect a "down under" sound in his accent. You tell me. Where is the famous Gecko from? I promise I won't tell.
For now, I have one last question for you. Where does he hide his wallet?
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| This is a close as I could come to a picture of a Gecko. The colors are close and birds are related to lizards. |
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