Monday, February 3, 2014

Save Our Dogs...The Dog Community's Response

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ARF ARF,

Ruff, Ruff, Ruff

Arf woof woof. TRANSLATION: Let us run free as our cousins the foxes. 
TRANSLATION:

     My name is Buck Rotweiler, and I have been chosen by the American Society for the Preservation of
Canine Freedoms to respond to Mr. Rallis' post about dogs and car restraining devices.  As a proud member of that organization and being a canine myself, I wish to comment on Mr. Rallis' remarks.   The canine community is very much opposed to such actions.  It would run contrary to our God given canine rights and would restrict our Constitutional rights as to the pursuit of happiness.  This law, however well intended, would further restrict our rights as beings created by God to run freely amongst His creation. Enough is enough.
     You have restricted our rights as free canines for far too long.  We are no longer able to chase rabbits and other small animals freely in the land as you have enacted leash laws.  In order to soothe your guilt, you have created "doggie parks" where we are able to run free.  There are still fences. Squirrels and other small animals are off limits.  We can only chase so many frisbees. This restriction of our rights has to stop!
     Being able to roam freely in our master's car is a totally freeing experience.  The wind in our fur as we stick our heads out the open window is one of the last true vestiges of freedom for us.  It feels so exhilarating. It is one of the last experiences in a dog's life that makes us feel free.  Please don't take that away.

Your's respectfully,

Buck "Paws" Rotweiler
Executive Director
American Society for the  Preservation of Canine Freedoms  
     
   

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