Its over. The pledge has been broken. I am grieving for the past and any bit of consistency in my life. I made broccoli for dinner tonight and ate it. There is a bit of freedom involved in that. I am no longer under the pall of an agreement that I was too young to understand. I have broken the "man pledge" of no vegetables. What can happen to me?
Wait a minute. I hear a knock at the door. Hold on while I go to the door and answer it.
Yes, I am he. No, I will not come with you. Who did you say you were? The "no vegetable police"? You got to be kidding. Hold on, you can't take me. Besides, let me call my attorney. I have LegalShield and you will have to deal with him....
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